一个丧乐手亲历的诡异事件 (Strange Things Experienced By A Funeral Musician)

丧乐手，应该算是中国民间最诡异的职业了。一个为多赚点钱而选择这个行业的丧乐手，在接活期间遭遇到无数匪夷所思的怪事：千里引尸，棺中的女尸却离奇蒸发，成了棺中无人；诡异的山庄，奇怪的桃花阵，每个出生的男婴双脚不翼而飞，这是被谁下了婴咒？为了能死后为子孙造福，有的人居然择日而死，结果却偏偏死在大凶之时；身上长满绿毛的上尉，臭气熏天，不入棺材就无法入眠！（Funeral musician is the creepiest career in Chinese folk. In order to earn more money, one funeral musician experienced numerous strange things in working: leading corpses for thousand miles, female corpse strangely disappearing and leaving an empty coffin, strange mountain villa, strange peach blossom matrix, and every baby boy has no feet. Who curses the baby? Someone chose his death day to create happiness for his descendant, but he actually dies in the worst time. Lieutenant with green hairs over his body is smelly and cannot sleep out of the coffin. ）