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Get Me Through the Next Five Minutes

Odes to Being Alive

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"Parker is articulate and provocative, seeing the poetry in the ordinary and the wonderful in the world." —Kirkus Reviews (starred review)

"Parker offers some loose advice for living (give money to panhandlers whole-heartedly, because doing so means participating in 'the same divine economy that big-banged you into being'), but is at his best when poring over life's strange resonances...pays vivid homage to the beauty of the mundane." —Publishers Weekly (starred review)

From the vertiginously talented James Parker, a collection of uproarious odes that show how to find gratitude in unexpected places.

Our politics are broken; our world is melting; the next catastrophe looms. Enter James Parker, who for years now has been writing odes of appreciation on subjects from the seemingly minor ("Ode to Naps") to the unexpected ("Ode to Giving People Money") to the seemingly minor, unexpected, and hyperspecific ("Ode to Running in Movies"). Finally collecting Parker's beloved and much-lauded odes in one place, this volume demonstrates the profound power of the form. Each ode is an exercise in gratitude. Each celebrates the permanent susceptibility of everyday humdrum life to dazzling saturations of divine light: the squirrel in the street, the crying baby, the misplaced cup of tea. Parker's odes are songs of praise, but with a decent amount of complaining in there, too: a human ratio of moans. Varied in length but unified in tone, mostly in prose, sometimes toppling into verse, the odes range across music, movies, literature, psychology, and beyond, all through the lens of Parker's personal history. Gathered together, they form an accidental how-to guide to honoring your own experience—and to finding your own odes.

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      Starred review from April 1, 2024
      Atlantic staff writer Parker (Turned On) gathers gemlike tributes to “the essence... the quality worth exploring and if possible exalting” in childhood memories, day-to-day irritations, internet videos, fictional heroes, and anything else “that gets me through the next five minutes.” Entries celebrate a squirrel’s wild “pouncing runs”; fictional spy Jason Bourne as an exemplar of the “absurd condition of man”; and, in a decidedly unsentimental poem, meditation as an experience that can feel like being enclosed in “a warehouse of mental din/ pursued by a grinning zilch, with two ravens tugging at your intestines.” Prizing linguistic particularity over sentimentality, Parker offers some loose advice for living (give money to panhandlers whole-heartedly, because doing so means participating in “the same divine economy that big-banged you into being”), but is at his best when poring over life’s strange resonances. For instance, his wistful ode to crying babies recalls the “bitter clarion” of his infant son’s voice (“In the night, it would rouse me like an electric shock”) and ends with a reflection on the shortcomings of speech: “Soon you’ll be talking, and language will betray you.... But right now your voice is very direct, very effective. It’s going right through my head.” This pays vivid homage to the beauty of the mundane.

    • Kirkus

      April 15, 2024
      A collection of short pieces encompassing the whimsical, the meditative, and the tragicomic. Is the world a big place full of small things, or a small place stuffed with big things? Parker, a staff writer for the Atlantic and author of a biography of Henry Rollins, would probably say it is both, judging from this compilation of his essays and poems. His subjects veer from the philosophical to the very strange, from quantum physics to "the psychedelic locusts that run the universe." The author explains why Jason Bourne ("poor human suffering the essential questions") is better than James Bond and discusses which movie star has the best running style--he settles on Tom Cruise, who runs "with the face of an angry Christ." Parker is not shy about getting personal. He might be the only person to have written a poem about constipation, which includes a cat. He admits to a misspent youth, with too many party drugs and too much literature. However, both gave him odd insights into the way the world works. Is it possible that the hum of a refrigerator, heard in the insomniac hours, is really the hidden song of the eternal? What do hypervigilant squirrels know that we don't? Parker's writing is carefully polished, with the humor often hiding dark undertones, which in turn obscure deeper absurdities. (Consider a mixture of Cormac McCarthy's shade and Steve Martin's offbeat comedic spirit.) It all makes for enjoyable reading that can be consumed at once or piecemeal; many of Parker's essays deserve serious contemplation. Among numerous other topics, he pens odes to the "Farting Horse," "Crying Babies," "Bad Reviews," "My Dog's Balls," "Being Dead," and "Wanting to Be a Great Poet." Parker is articulate and provocative, seeing the poetry in the ordinary and the wonderful in the world.

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    • Booklist

      May 15, 2024
      Parker presents a collection of short "odes,"" many from his regular series in the Atlantic. Most are essays, some are poems, and all explore the inane and the profound while he often finds ways to discern the profound within the seemingly inane. One oddly moving piece is titled "Ode to My Dog's Balls." The aim of these short pieces is to express joy in life, although Parker does often lament contemporary political issues. While the book is kaleidoscopic in scope, there are nonetheless a few interesting threads throughout--his childhood experiences in a British boarding school, the insanity of contemporary political discourse, and his love of the Bourne film franchise. While each ode begins in an almost humdrum manner, Parker's writerly talent pulls the reader in, and his idiosyncrasies-- as shown most clearly in "Ode to My Flip Phone" and "Ode to Cold Showers"--mean that while sticking to a single form, his singular personality and playfulness ensure that each is fresh and surprising. An entertaining book that exudes style, it can be dabbled in and read in short bursts.

      COPYRIGHT(2024) Booklist, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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